Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Bride and the Beast Movie Review

Bride and the Beast
With Charlotte Austin and Lance Fuller

(From imdb.com)
When Laura and Dan get married, she's more interested in Dan's gorilla. It's revealed through hypnosis that she was Queen of the Gorillas in a previous incarnation.

Did I expect this to be a good movie? Of course not. With Ed Wood’s name on it anywhere you knew it wasn’t going to be a masterpiece. I did expect it to be somewhat entertaining though, in a cheesy sort of way. The gorilla suits were indeed laughable and the plot ridiculous beyond a doubt but you need more than that to make a good B movie. You need something to make it worth watching. There was nothing here that made this movie truly fun to watch. There weren’t even any moments when you burst out laughing at just how bad the whole thing was. In fact, it was all rather boring. It has all the features that make a bad movie, poor acting, poor script, stock footage and bad gorilla effects, without any thing to make it into true cheesy goodness.